Over-the-counter DNA test signals the end for Maury

No longer will people need to go on morning talk shows to find out who their babydaddy is!
New technology has now created an over the counter DNA testing kit!!
The Identigene DNA Testing Collection Kit is being sold at local drugstores.
Can you imagine how many great YouTube videos will come as a result of this???
The test is easy to administer. Both the child and suspected babydaddy just need to pass a cotton swab, included in the kit, along the inside of their cheek.
Currently, the kit is being sold at Rite Aid and Meijer stores and is located near the home pregnancy tests. And, if your local store doesn't carry the testing kits, you can also order them online!
Who do U think will be the next celeb that will have to purchase one?
Trailer parks across America are so happy with this new development!

Eddie Murpy turning 50. WOW!

Eddie Murphy is 50 years-old and the old fag seems to be holding up. I realize he hasn't been funny in 20 years, ever since he stopped portraying himself as the underdog in films. That's the problem; he was obviously over-compensating for his missing machismo in the 90's. Every movie he made until recently had him trying to present himself as some kinda hip ladies-man.

Come on, Eddie, that's not what we signed on for. The Point:

After 30 years of seeing him wear the official uniform of "closet-queens", the leather suit, you would think that people wouldn't have a hard time understanding that Eddie is no "ladies man".

Hopefully, this video of Eddie dissing his mom's hamburgers will serve as a reminder of what a great comedic talent he once was. Enjoy!