Ugly mom passes "Frankenstein complex" gene to daughter

Mother Of The Year

Alicia Douvall is a "glamour model" in the UK and probably one of the ugliest whores I've seen in a while. She makes Paris Hilton look like Mother Theresa. Somehow, Alicia has managed to have over 50 plastic surgeries in between getting drunk almost every night and having sex with entire municipalities. Alicia has had 12 surgeries on her tits alone and she's going in for another one, because she's either, not happy with the results or her doctor uses her as a practice dummy.
Mommy dearest has decided to put the kibosh on her 12-year-old daughter, Georgia's wish for a boob job on her 13th Birthday. Some girls want Hannah Montana shit and some want new tits! Apparently, the daughter has been enjoying pole-dancing lessons from a jolly old man in a red suit since Xmas. You got to start them young nowadays.
Alicia told Closer Magazine (via The Sun), "Georgia wrote a little birthday wish-list for her 13th birthday later this month and on it was Kate Moss perfume, an iPhone and a boob job." Georgia said that she thinks it's normal to have plastic surgery, because her mom has had it.
Alicia will get her daughter a boob job, but only when she turns 16. "I think a 16-year-old with a nice, sexy figure will do really well as a model as long as she's managed well. That's why I'm happy for Georgia to have a boob job because it will give her a career. She's been at a modeling agency since she was about six. She'll be more famous than Britney!"
Where's that mother of the year award?! The competition is over. Here's the winner!

Over-the-counter DNA test signals the end for Maury

No longer will people need to go on morning talk shows to find out who their babydaddy is!
New technology has now created an over the counter DNA testing kit!!
The Identigene DNA Testing Collection Kit is being sold at local drugstores.
Can you imagine how many great YouTube videos will come as a result of this???
The test is easy to administer. Both the child and suspected babydaddy just need to pass a cotton swab, included in the kit, along the inside of their cheek.
Currently, the kit is being sold at Rite Aid and Meijer stores and is located near the home pregnancy tests. And, if your local store doesn't carry the testing kits, you can also order them online!
Who do U think will be the next celeb that will have to purchase one?
Trailer parks across America are so happy with this new development!

white gov't forces black teen to kill his identical twin

COLUMBUS, Ohio — The death of Dennis Lewis was shocking enough: The National Honor Society student and marching band member was shot in his bedroom while masked robbers held a gun on his mother in another room.
Then police arrested his identical twin, an advanced placement student also active in their high school band. Authorities are accusing Derris Lewis of taking part in the attack and being an accomplice in his brother's death, saying his bloody palm print was found in the bedroom where Dennis was killed.
The family, crushed by the death of one twin, is adamant the other is innocent.
"There's no way, shape or form that my brother was even in that house," said the boys' older sister, Diane Lewis, who lives two doors from where the shooting happened. "He would never put my mom in harm's way whatsoever — she didn't raise killers or criminals."
Derris is charged in juvenile court with being an accomplice to aggravated murder, aggravated robbery and kidnapping. Because he turned 18 two weeks after the shooting, prosecutors are seeking to have him charged as an adult.
Authorities won't say what Derris Lewis is accused of doing. They say the motive that night was robbery but won't elaborate.
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"There were multiple people that entered and anyone who entered the premise is an accomplice," said Franklin County Prosecutor Ron O'Brien.
Derris Lewis' public defender, Libby Hall, declined to comment.
The attack happened just after midnight on Jan. 18 in a tough neighborhood of small homes on the city's north side.
The twins' mother, April Agee, was asleep on a couch in the front room of her house, the only place she could lie comfortably because of her multiple sclerosis and cerebral palsy.
Dennis was asleep in the next room with the door shut. Derris had moved out a few weeks earlier and was staying with his girlfriend elsewhere in the city.
Agee says several men wearing black masks, white shirts and white sneakers entered the house, put a gun to her head, demanded money and asked who else was in the house.
"They kept saying 'Where's the money, where's the money,' with a .45 up to my head," Agee recalled at her daughter's home. She doesn't know who the men were.
"I couldn't do nothing but be still. God say 'Be still,' and I was, but my son started fighting them," she said.
Agee, 47, said one of the men kicked Dennis' bedroom door in and struggled with him. She heard someone yell "He's too strong," then the sound of a gun shot.
The family says there was no forced entry. They don't know if the front door was locked before Dennis and his mother went to bed that night.
The robbers did not take $235 in cash in an envelope in Dennis' room, money he was saving to visit Florida State University, which he planned to attend.
The family believes police made a mistake with the palm print.
Derris' prints were in the room because he had lived there until recently, Diane Lewis said.
And she recalled there was blood everywhere in the destruction of the bedroom. "It was Dennis' blood on top of Derris' print," she said, her voice rising.
Unlike DNA, fingerprints can differentiate between identical twins. "It is well established that identical twins can and do have different fingerprints," said professor Jay Siegel, director of the forensic and investigative sciences program at Indiana University-Purdue University Indianapolis.
The twins' father left when they were 2. Their mother does not work because of her disabilities and gets by on government assistance.
In school, teachers called the boys two peas in a pod.
At East High School, Dennis played the trombone in the marching band; Derris is the lead drum major. Both ran track, played volleyball and tennis. Last fall, Derris played the wizard in the school's production of "The Wiz" and Dennis played the scarecrow. Both were head cashiers at a Giant Eagle grocery store.
They sang the gospel song "I Told the Storm" at a ninth-grade talent contest. Derris and a cousin sang the song at his brother's funeral.
After Dennis died, Derris moved in with his sister to help care for their mother. Diane Lewis said her brother was distraught and didn't talk much about what happened. He got up early each morning to see a teacher who was helping him prepare for his college advanced placement test.
He was charged Feb. 13. He took the advanced placement test in jail, while awaiting an April 30 hearing. He's tutoring other boys and hoping to get out in time to graduate June 5. He plans to attend Ohio State University.
The family wants to know why no one else has been arrested.
"We cannot grieve over Dennis because they took Derris," said the boys' aunt, Paula Lewis, now a full-time caretaker for her sister. "He's an innocent child. We miss him. We love him. We just want him home."