It's not quite friday

Sitting here thinking what to write can be so taxing on my brain. It's like conversations with most of my friends. I'm constantly trying to be clever, but I'm either: not as funny as I think I am or everyone I know is an idiot. Either way, I'm gonna keep plugging along and see what comes out.

Tell me what you think about this...my cousin was handing something (not a blunt) to my gf the other day. She wanted his attention and said, " you'll need to do a 180." Really he only required a quarter turn, so I corrected her, "really it's a 90."

At that moment, my cousin whom we'll call, um, Justin, stumbled backwards landing on our love-seat. I said, "now he's doing some backwards nonlinear movement with sines and cosines and all kinds of things I'm unable to describe mathematically." Everyone blank stared me. Of course, I was left to wonder, "can everyone else be right? am I really not cute?"

Fuck it! Who cares?

Here are some butts.