The political turmoil in the tiny African nation of Steatopygia, appears to be at an end. The discovery of an albino "jungle boy" has led authorities to the missing heir to one of the wealthiest kingdoms in Africa.
When King Steatopygous died in 2006, civil unrest spread like AIDS throughout the kingdom, culminating in the bloody "Rebelizzle Civizzle" coup of '07. Many feared this once proud nation would be left in ruins. The violence continues in the streets but the widespread bombings of a few months ago have, for the most part, ended.
The discovery last month of the albino mystery boy led to widespread scientific debate concerning abortions, stem cell research, euthanasia, and other subjects doctors should be discussing without the aid of scientifically uneducated politicos.
The latest news concerning the "jungle boy's" bloodline has already begun curbing violence. The albino "jungle boy" is seen in this latest photo, promoting racial harmony without the barriers imposed by color identifications.
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