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Friday, April 18, 2008

OMG! A Jackie and Veronica Sandwhich

Jason Segal and Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Kristen Bell lookin' sweet in a pink bikini.

"Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is book-ended by the sight of Jason Segal's penis, which perfectly frames this movies emotional vulnerability and locker-room humor into one surprisingly consumable mixture.
"Sarah Marshall" is the latest comedy from the Judd Apatow laugh factory.
Its lead actor and screenwriter, Jason Segel, worked with Apatow on "Knocked Up" and "Freaks and Geeks," and shares his mentor's belief that great comedy comes from humiliation and pain.
"Sarah" will be remembered primarily for Segel's bravery in baring all to the camera when the title heroine (Kristen Bell) dumps his character, Peter. Initially, Segel's full-frontal nudity is played strictly for laughs, but as the scene progresses, and Segel remains naked, we see the emotional pain of Peter's dejection laid bare.
Neither Segel or director Nicholas Stoller desire to pull your heart strings for too long. "Sarah Marshall" has a strong eye for character, but it exists to make you laugh, not to reveal truths about the human condition. And the movie is ably abetted by the presence of such Apatow regulars as Paul Rudd, Jonah Hill and Bill Hader in supporting roles.
After the breakup, Peter heads to Hawaii for a little therapeutic R&R, a plan that goes horribly and hilariously awry when Sarah shows up at the same resort with her new boyfriend, oversexed English rock star Aldous Snow (Russell Brand).
There are echoes of "Knocked Up" and "Superbad" here, but the appealing Segel has invested the story with enough personal details to make it feel like an outgrowth of his fabulous television work on "Freaks and Geeks", "Undeclared", & "How I Met Your Mother." This is his first produced screenplay, but the material was a lifetime in the making.
STARRING: Jason Segel, Kristen Bell, Russell Brand, Mila Kunis
DIRECTOR: Nicholas Stoller
RATING: R for sexual content, language, graphic nudity
RUNNING TIME: 1 hour, 52 minutes


Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Richard Brautigan is a must read or U can FUCK me like fried-potatoes

Richard Gary Brautigan (January 30, 1935 – ca. September 14, 1984) was an American writer, best known for the novel Trout Fishing in America. Brautigan wrote ten novels and over 500 poems. Most of his novels had to deal with satire, black comedy, and Zen Buddhism. Due to years of depression and heavy alcoholism, he committed suicide in his home in Bolinas, California. His exact date of death is unknown but it is presumed that he ended his life on September 14, 1984.
This guy was a phenomenal writer and an inspiration to live every day. I've been a fan since I was twelve years-old. I'll never forget buying paperback copies of Bob Dylan's Tarantula and Brautigan's Trout Fishing In America for $ .25 and being pleased as a sailor on a "west-pac" tour. Dylan's book fell by the wayside but I became more and more intrigued by the funny-looking guy with the droopy moustache and simple ideas.
"you must lie upon the daisies
and discourse in novel phrases
of your complicated state of mind
the meaning doesn't matter
if it's only idle chatter
of a transcendental kind."
My apologies if it was misquoted. I didn't bother to check. Just gonna rely on my memory for that one.
Today, Trout Fishing In America remains one of the wittiest and most original works of American literature of the 20th century. A collection of semi-abstract recollections and vignettes based around the loose theme of a search for the perfect fishing spot, Trout Fishing acted as a metaphor for the changing face of a country, and a gentle plea for a back-to-basics approach in the tradition of Thoreau. Naturally it found favour with the hippies and the post-Beats and swiftly sold a million copies, as ubiquitous in the pockets of Haight-Ashbury hipsters as beads and Thai sticks.

I quickly moved on to Brautigan's other work - novels such as 1964's evocative A Confederate General from Big Sur; his1970 short story collection Revenge of the Lawn, each page of which seemed to say more than many authors manage in entire novels; and the economical poetry of collections such as Rommel Drives On Deep Into Egypt and The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster. Other works such as Please Plant This Book, a collection of seed packets with poems printed on them, reflected his humour and wit.

Like Kurt Vonnegut, Brautigan (who bore more than a passing resemblance to David Crosby) had a surefire ability to make his readers laugh. Each sentence offers a lyrical epiphany and makes you feel a little bit better about being alive, while his eye for the minutiae of everyday existence is unparalleled. It was perhaps this dreamy style which, as the 60s gave way to the less trippy 70s and the hard-driven competition of the 80s, marked Brautigan's downfall. The world was changing, but - critics said - he was not.

Yet that's exactly why I love him: he was a writer out of step. Though a figurehead of the 60s he later claimed to hate hippies. Personally, I always thought he was just as much 1860s as 1960s. Besides, though slightly more pessimistic in tone, his later work is not to be written off. His final two novels, The Tokyo-Montana Express (1980) and So the Wind Won't Blow it All Away (1982), are strikingly original works, and his writings are now being reinterpreted more than ever, clearly an inspiration to writers such as Garrison Keillor and Tom Robbins as well as fans such as Jarvis Cocker, who recently read Brautigan for a podcast.

Far from being irrelevant or outmoded, Brautigan is instead the lone eccentric on the busy city intersection staring at the sky and finding patterns in the clouds, while everyone else shuffles along staring at the ground. With most of his major works being reprinted for a new generation, it's heartening to know that the world has caught up with his unique charms. For really, he was neither behind nor ahead of his time, but beside it, looking in and laughing quietly into his moustache.


I can't leave this post without sharing a sampling of his brilliant work.


IMPASSE
I talked a good hello
but she talked an even
better good-bye.

THE NECESSITY OF APPEARING IN YOUR OWN FACE
There are days when that is the last place
in the world where you want to be but you
have to be there, like a movie, because it
features you.

FOR FEAR YOU WILL BE ALONE
For fear you will be alone
you do so many things
that aren’t you at all

EVERYTHING INCLUDES US
The thought of her hands
touching his hair
makes me want to vomit.

I’LL AFFECT YOU SLOWLY
I’ll affect you slowly
as if you were having
a picnic in a dream.
There will be no ants.
It won’t rain.

AT THE GUESS OF A SIMPLE HELLO
At the guess of a simple hello
it can all begin
toward crying yourself to sleep,
wondering where the fuck
she is.

SEXUAL ACCIDENT
The sexual accident
that turned out to be your wife,
the mother of your children
and the end of our life, is home
cooking dinner for all your friends.

FUCK ME LIKE FRIED POTATOES
Fuck me like fried potatoes
on the most beautifully hungry
morning of my God-damn life.

THE CURVE OF FORGOTTEN THINGS
Things slowly curve out of sight
Until they are gone. Afterwards
Only the curve
Remains.

Monday, April 14, 2008

This is a link for men only and it's boobiless

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
"Female anger is the weathervane of truth."-Dick Masterson
Yeah, all the men should check this out. It's almost as good as boobs.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Mike Doughty Droppin' Golden Delicious on Unsuspecting Consumers Without Taste



Mike Doughty was the mastermind behind the trippy 90's alternative band, Soul Coughing. His unique voice and vision are continuing to be represented through his awesome recordings and performances. If you are not already listening to him, then you need to ask yourself, "why?"




Here's a video of him performing "The Only Answer" live@ Mexicali Blues, Teaneck, NJ 12/16/06. Enjoy! and when you're done; go buy his cd.


http://mikedoughty.shop.musictoday.com/Product.aspx?cp=192_2340&pc=DOCD08