Are you the guys that kill fags? or some other moron shit.

Went to a BBQ festival and encountered a group of crazy christian fundamentalists with these pretty signs.

Imagine my surprise as I was revelling in the festivites surrounding this joyous celebration of man's ability to dominate the earth's creatures and smoke them, when turning the corner, mutton sandwhich in hand, sheep fat dripping on my chin, I run smack-dab into a melee. There was trouble a-brewing between some High School kids and the 'fundies.
I knew how to diffuse the situation. I'd ingratiate myself to the inbred fundies. In my best hillbilly twang, "Is this the place we go to kill fags?"

Uh-oh! That didn't go over too well; better try another tactic.

Too bad. Nothing works for these morons. The "good" Christians ended up challenging me to a fight. I backed down.
They had the lord on their side. I'd hate to have a 2000 year-old jew after me. He would have to be pissed about the rate of inflation. What's the exchange rate on shekels?

I didn't know it at the time, but looking back on the pic, I'm assuming they were saying that our government subsidizes abortions. I think it's a great system; the government pays to kill them before they were born, then any that were missed get taken care of by christian fundamentalists and their wrathful god afterwards. And it's all done in the name of god and country. Amen