Gay Rap Lyrics

This is 2Pac looking every bit of a fag. Thug life, eh?

With all of the negative press surrounding hip-hop music, rappers often complain about the media taking their lyrics out of context, to make them seem more violent or misogynistic than they really are.
As a journalistic institution built on a foundation of honesty and integrity, we would never stoop to such lows. But take those lyrics out of context to make them sound gay? We're on it.

Eminem: "Don't Push Me"
The Lyric: "Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, Im'ma a start laying any of these motherfucking cocksuckers."

What He's Probably Saying:
"No joke, my patience is exhausted and now I'm gonna start shooting people."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Seriously, I'm gonna start having sex with dudes."

50 Cent: "Gun Runners"

The Lyric: Man on phone: "I got beef, I wanna see what you got, and if I like it I'll cop".
50 Cent: "Damn nigga, you hot!"

What He's Probably Saying:
Man on phone: "I have a conflict, I'd like to see your guns, if I like them I'll buy."
50 Cent: "Damn man you got problems!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
Man on phone: "I'm well-endowed, I'd like to see if you are also, if you are we'll engage in sex."
50 Cent: "Damn, man. You're sexy!"

Ice-T: "I Love Ladies"

The Lyric: "But don't get me wrong, most fellas do rock."

What He's Probably Saying:
"Dudes are cool, but when it comes to sex, I love ladies."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Don't get me wrong, I will bang a guy, too."

Jay-Z feat. Memphis Bleek: "Coming of Age"

The Lyric: Jay-Z: "Hey fella, I been watchin' you clockin'"
MB: "Who me holding down this block it ain't nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin'."
Jay-Z: "Ha ha! I like your style!"
MB: "Nah, I like YO style!"
Jay-Z: "Let's drive around awhile".
MB: "Cool, nigga."
Jay-Z: "Here's a thou!"

What He's Probably Saying:
"I like you, you should sell crack for me. Here's a sign-on bonus!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Hey fella, I've had my eye on you for awhile, I like how you look in those baggy jeans. Let's go park somewhere and have sex. I'll even pay you!"

NAS: "One Love" The Lyric: "But I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece."

What He's Probably Saying:
"Hey, I heard you stabbed somebody because they wouldn't let you talk on the phone."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Hey, I heard you gave a dude with a pet ox a blow job so he'd let you use the phone."

Black Moon: "Act Like U Want It" The Lyric: "I get paid to rip, step aside, Im'ma blow you."

What He's Probably Saying:
"I get paid to be awesome, now get out of my way before I shoot you."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Relax, I do this for a living, move a little to the left so I can give you oral sex."

DJ Quik: "Dollaz + Sense" The Lyric: "Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo', but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho."

What He's Probably Saying:
"I'm so much of a badass, you're basically a woman in my presence, so I'm gonna make you blow me."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"I've never done this before, you know, let a guy put my junk in his mouth. This is my first time. You little trick-ass ho."

Black Rob: "Whoa!" The Lyric: "Plus I'm gettin' brain from this chick like whoa! Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!"

What He's Probably Saying:
"So this chick was blowing me right, next thing I know she starts putting her finger near my ass and I'm all like WHOA!!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"So I'm in this room with a guy and his girlfriend, right? One thing leads to another, next thing I know, the chick is blowing me, I'm about to put my finger in dude's ass, and I'm like ... whoa! This is awesome!"

50 Cent, Part 2: "Piggy Bank" The Lyric: "Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."

What He's Probably Saying:
"Dude, bring me some condoms, I'm gonna nail this chick, I'm in room 203."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Dude, fuck it, let's have sex, bring condoms, I'm in room 203."

2Pac: "If My Homie Calls"The Lyric: "Ever since you was a pee-wee, down by my knee with a wee-wee."

What He's Probably Saying:
"I've known you since you were knee-high to a cricket!"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Ever since we were young, we've engaged in fellatio."

50 Cent, Part 3: "Ryder Music" The Lyric: "I read somewhere I'm homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through the hood, there's mad niggas on my dick."

What He's Probably Saying:
"People call me homophobic, but it's not true. In fact, when I go back to my old neighborhood, all kinds of dudes are on my dick. Ha ha! See what I did there? On my dick. Homophobic. Get it?"

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"I'm not homophobic, in fact, I still have sex with several guys from my old neighborhood."

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