Smurfs make me happy (satan works in mysterious ways)

They say a smurf is 3 apples high. Well, I stacked up 3 apples, and measured them. It was 9 inches. Then I looked for a picture of Gargamel next to a smurf so I could compare. Turns out that Gargamel is only 15 apples high, a mere 3' 9"!!! You'd think he wouldn't spend so much time trying to eradicate the only people that could make a shrimp like him look like a giant, un-short type person..