tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50850763857219931792024-03-12T21:34:39.788-07:00Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.comBlogger70125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-33894897856229338682008-07-05T17:50:00.000-07:002008-07-05T17:58:54.609-07:00R.I.P. Gereme<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyMPXrHiZiFBT9zzxkNp3JvKMmJ17-5CV3mjshu_k6TWcB-Iv-bc3iIal9K8tzpmuCtirkyN0TTHP9rvI02XA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-10960862401692037852008-05-13T15:31:00.000-07:002008-05-13T16:35:46.159-07:00In Memory of an aunt, an uncle, and a great-grandmother for mother's day<p align="center"><br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzXwUeZHcEoWhoGSs7cOMjQXxEqu-1540eoGTPq_z7oEVoTEB6o2bvprHVoZ4hpCO3rq1huMm-wL7KfgndPxA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-89702409394397471082008-05-07T09:31:00.000-07:002008-05-07T09:45:54.760-07:005 Psychological Experiments That Prove Humanity is DoomedYou've gotta read this shit, it scared the hell outta me.<a href="http://www.blogger.com/cracked.com"> Cracked.com </a>is funny and informative. Just got done reading<em> '5 Psychological Experiments That Prove Humanity is Doomed'</em>. I realize we're just a herd of cattle, but considering actual scientific proof that supports this; it's spine-tingling.<br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197675819078616290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcALigx_4V0uVtHESOp-tcgDqoPlfEe12W3Vj5hBsCY6p8N6U1GZm8mBeeH9fX0ygGk35WV2_8nq5NxuPjfB5-BoNpPoAbSMfS0zIemgqfkEywf4KHHGuguzQuvEF56YRTNqE_jQwx/s400/conform5.jpg" border="0" /> Check out the <a href="http://www.prisonexp.org/">Stanford Prison Experiment Website</a> and the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanford_prison_experiment">wikipedia page </a>is informative as well.<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197676111136392434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSlusvGAoNglnUgc1mr17_NChg4m7ox3K85MYirJ1fK0esqMppmdBtnLCzUTmenqsAs_HHnh7XjzSXsO8TLw8rgAxT0_-TThpSeG4IQvunzX6xXLEKN4vo-pNCpXT5B6Fb9vNgNjac/s400/prison2.jpg" border="0" />"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-53540885306179760132008-05-07T09:12:00.000-07:002008-05-07T09:15:41.995-07:00It's Only Make-Believe<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4fr1akckK2l4WvG13xfB5M01PxH4la7_nju5HNZcTXqFtY3lNdvOktmixEW5LGQcslNfiMycnj6ZIgs2A79hk5ZXCwHlB84x150AtNtW2CBMkUxQ8YEqwKI3JVG6k2w6mvW1Jlz9w/s1600-h/Great_red_suit_photo_from_calendar_270x409.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197670205556360402" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4fr1akckK2l4WvG13xfB5M01PxH4la7_nju5HNZcTXqFtY3lNdvOktmixEW5LGQcslNfiMycnj6ZIgs2A79hk5ZXCwHlB84x150AtNtW2CBMkUxQ8YEqwKI3JVG6k2w6mvW1Jlz9w/s400/Great_red_suit_photo_from_calendar_270x409.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">The myth of Elvis Presley looms large in popular culture. Not only did he play a key role in the birth of rock 'n' roll music--thereby forever changing the course of American history--Tupelo's most famous son became the embodiment of everything both glorious and tragic about stardom in the late 20th century. If the years since Presley's passing have taught us anything, it's that his legacy has only grown. He may have been massively, unprecedentedly popular before, but it was only in death that he could truly become a symbol, an icon to be worshipped and desecrated in equal measure. Nothing quite offers a testament to Presley's iconic status like the proliferation of impersonators who've flourished in the years since The King's death. No other performer has inspired this kind of tribute, or at least to such an enormous degree. </div><br /><br /><br />Looking at these impersonators, we might find that Presley's own tragic story is repeated in miniature, dozens of times over. At least in the case of one such artist--who perhaps ironically insisted he wasn't imitating Elvis--the story is arguably even more tragic and without a doubt far stranger...(<a href="http://www.rockabillyhall.com/Orion1.html"><em>more</em>)</a><br /></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-51066463025149393282008-05-06T05:13:00.000-07:002008-05-06T05:55:21.123-07:00Check out Charlie the Unicorn<p align="center">My youngest daughter, Lily, showed me this great video. It's about these two gay unicorns that pester this other unicorn named Charlie. </p><p align="center">You can check out more Charlie the Unicorn and other hilarious stuff @ Filmcow.com.</p><p align="center">Have fun!</p><p align="center"> <iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwy-Mxsg6JCyk_l2PV6M8sEELp_YYDMVzvEcbsCl9RPJeSG9uFtAKfWppUo8fwB2OUUDd9FAp3vl0DQH8sDww' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-48140184037657446162008-05-02T10:54:00.000-07:002008-05-02T11:36:45.696-07:00Some scary shit about Obama<p align="center">I don't agree with everything in this video, but this is enough to consider, maybe he ain't the right man for the job. Come on fence-sitters and guilt-ridden white people, do not elect this man in November.</p><p align="center"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dygA5uYXysn09V1iXyqbn4-nvTQVc0kB4y2SEKCsmAUflkuRkVndRrHBhrK2vbfsrqyZzO_Q7eUiqJwskalZQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-45726854359953177812008-04-30T13:00:00.000-07:002008-04-30T13:30:34.358-07:00Redd Kross - Redd Blood Cells<div align="center">Spent the last coupla days searching music blogs because my neighbor is a <em>'denim-skirt-to-the-floor-wearing</em>' Pentacostal bitch who has a strange affinity for rapping her hairy man-knuckles against the adjoining wall in our "<em>Section 8's Welcomed</em>" duplex whenever any electrtronic device in my house registers a sound above the magnetostriction hum of the electrical transformers inside my stereo. Therefore, instead of recording my own album of future classics, I sit with headphones perched while trying to maintain peace with my neighbors.</div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center">Found something I can't believe I missed; Steve McDonald, bassist for <a href="http://www.reddkross.com/"><em>Redd Kross</em></a>, put bass guitar on the <a href="http://www.whitestripes.net/"><em>White Stripes</em></a>, '<em>De Stijl'</em> cd. Been listenin' to <a href="http://www.reddkross.com/features/RBC/media/DirtyLeaves.MP3"><em>'Dead Leaves & the Dirty Ground'</em> </a>(with bass) & Scarlett Johannson <em>'Anywhere I Lay My Head'</em> non-stop. This really is a good day. I think I'll mow my neighbor's lawn.</div><p align="center"> </p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-2857376100246415562008-04-29T13:09:00.000-07:002008-04-29T13:13:02.599-07:00'HIGH' School - A curriculum that even I can follow<p align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbJ-VCgCLJ-aWEy_i83zKjPtu1B01atB7qkcjLn3kbn4R6wQE8EgWzDAcHyIPC4ZR2kbOuS1oboalft_nsE_eV5MwAEtkV008sTG947txf5XrOVJyTb1aGa3Alc7NVIq0McyJmGa67/s1600-h/untitled.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194762761134157426" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbJ-VCgCLJ-aWEy_i83zKjPtu1B01atB7qkcjLn3kbn4R6wQE8EgWzDAcHyIPC4ZR2kbOuS1oboalft_nsE_eV5MwAEtkV008sTG947txf5XrOVJyTb1aGa3Alc7NVIq0McyJmGa67/s400/untitled.bmp" border="0" /></a></p><div align="center">OAKLAND, Calif. -- You know you're in a different kind of college when a teaching assistant sets five marijuana plants down in the middle of a lab and no one blinks a bloodshot eye. Welcome to Oaksterdam University, a new trade school where "higher education" takes on a whole new meaning. The school prepares people for jobs in California's thriving medical marijuana industry. </div><div align="center"><br /></div><div align="center"><a href="http://www.nbc11.com/news/15404295/detail.html">read more...</a></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-9243844339850799322008-04-29T11:18:00.000-07:002008-04-29T11:35:12.533-07:006 Secret Societies We All Know About<div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194735793034505794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbkXFVHDi0HMsbNbLuvLpvijOUkPpuy9njW9gsrDEaJMNpX6YoBhTbd2-IYW1E_crA2eL_haEOci_0H5YhLk-QIaCgUZYfJVGiHnRTiYxWxmuSleLZTS5CpwMlYexSBwxXsQlLlgIs/s400/freemasons.jpg" border="0" /> <strong><em>1. The Freemasons</em></strong><br />This is the granddaddy of all not-so-secret secret societies. Freemasonry, or “The Craft” as its members call it, most likely has its roots in 17th-century stoneworkers’ guilds. Mason lore, however, extends its origins back to biblical times, linking the society to the building of the Temple of Solomon. Freemasonry is split into numerous subgroups and orders, all of which consider God the Grand Geometrician, or Grand Architect of the Universe. At their hearts, these groups are all means of exploring ethical and philosophical issues, and their rituals and symbols are famous (or infamous). Take, for instance, the square-and-compass logo often seen on the backs of Cadillacs. Or the use of secret handshakes, passwords, and greeting postures/gestures called “due guards,” all collectively known as the Modes of Recognition. The list of famous Masons is massive, a virtual Who’s Who of modern history, explaining the many conspiracy theories regarding the Masons’ influence and intentions. Mozart, FDR, Harry S. Truman, George Washington, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Benjamin Franklin, John Wayne, W. C. Fields, and Douglas MacArthur were all Masons. But perhaps the Masons’ greatest strides have been made in fast food: KFC’s Colonel Sanders and Wendy’s founder Dave Thomas knew how to secret-shake with the best of ’em.<br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194735427962285618" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeuWpv5zt0eUxf8F3vzmeVThosi_u6a9tfRY8_Wn7nXLo3ScL9zS-DIl3DUTHS51YSEGKsm3EvtCH_NwUqYkmHI8CzFh3ouZt2-PraPr9UiA6X__QrsZCGxIvoLCXtzh5YJlmBWJQE/s400/dollar_ase.jpg" border="0" /></p><br /><div align="center"><strong><em>2. The Illuminati</em></strong><br /><a id="more-11539"></a>Over the centuries, lots of groups have called themselves the Illuminati (“Enlightened Ones”), but the one we’re talking about here began as the Bavarian Illuminati. A radical product of the Enlightenment and offshoot of the religion-based Freemasons, the Illuminati espoused secular freethinking and intellectualism and proved a threat to Europe’s old order. Although they were officially banned by the Bavarian government in 1784, some claim that they live on to this day in other guises. So, what’s the Illuminati’s goal? To establish a new world order of capitalism and authoritarianism, of course! They’ve been accused of manipulating currencies, world stock markets, elections, assassinations, and even of being aliens. One common myth is that the eye-and-pyramid image on the dollar bill is a symbol of the Illuminati watching over us. Nope. It’s a symbol of strength and durability (though unfinished, symbolizing growth and change), and the all-seeing eye represents the divine guidance of the American cause. Or so the government says. </div><br /><br /><br /><p align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194734955515883042" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxVUiA89M-kEXUDpT80qynwJqpUbNsqnEFydUoDMrPojt1Nn9Kd1jEupFt9jefxgYIT1F6MQSuJy-P2-vKorF9jXR2TRrQw_tmwEhDfrvmaQ5tlQ7LqA1MSXicNx6x8vwanuJte57U/s400/opus-dei.jpg" border="0" /></p><br /><div align="center"><strong><em>3. Opus Dei</em></strong></div><br /><div align="center">This organization has a $42 million, 17-story headquarters building on Lexington Avenue in New York City, claims 85,000 members in 60 countries, and was featured in Dan Brown’s bestseller The Da Vinci Code. Now that its existence has been significantly unsecretized, this ultraorthodox Catholic sect has definitely raised its share of eyebrows. Founded in 1928 by Saint Josemaría Escrivá (a Spanish priest who bore an uncanny resemblance to Karl Malden), Opus Dei is the short name for the Prelature for the Holy Cross and the Work of God. The sect (some would say cult) stresses a return to traditional Catholic orthodoxy and behavior, especially celibacy, with members falling into one of three levels. Numeraries live in Opus Dei facilities, devote their time and money to the prelature, attend mass daily, and engage in mortification of the flesh (wearing a spiked chain around the thigh called a cilice, taking cold showers, or flagellating themselves with a knotted rope called “the discipline”). Next come Associates (kind of like Numeraries, but living “off campus”), then Supernumeraries (the rank-and-file members). The group did gain the praise of Pope John Paul II, and has engaged in a lot of charity work. Yet, critics accuse the group of being linked to fascist organizations like Franco’s government in Spain, and of anti-Semitism and intolerance, even of other Catholics. </div><br /><br /><div></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194734573263793682" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9hyphenhyphenG3JFBwBuhg5IOAjHt215WuYDlSZL778-3l_fs3K-j0geAKSbHh7k35OmwXLvH7cfh_DYowt7UmulFK2duD5Vxqobzk2D9bdtM_HF-g2fHYG62pL2tXd2tyacQ1VMPTYXLd1BY6/s400/bush-kerry.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div align="center"><strong><em>4. Skull and Bones<br /></em></strong>Top dog among all the collegiate secret societies, Yale’s Skull and Bones dates to 1832 and goes by other spooky names like Chapter 322 and the Brotherhood of Death. With a large number of Bonesmen who have attained positions of power, including the president and the head of the CIA, it’s no wonder that rumors abound that the society is hell-bent on obtaining power and influencing U.S. foreign policy. The fact that they meet in an imposing templelike building on the Yale campus called (what else?) the Tomb doesn’t really help. Bonesmen are selected, or “tapped,” during their junior year and can reveal their membership only after they’ve graduated. But they can never talk about it. The Bones have been accused of all sorts of crazy rituals and conspiracies, including drug smuggling and the assassination of JFK (a hated Hahvahd man, after all). It’s even rumored that the skull of Geronimo resides in the Tomb, stolen from its resting place by Prescott Bush, Dubya’s granddad. In one of the more commonly known rituals, the initiate spends all night naked in an open coffin, confessing all his sexual experiences to the group. So, who’s lucky enough to have made such a confession? George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, John Kerry, William Howard Taft, McGeorge Bundy, William F. Buckley, and Henry Luce are just a few. </div><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194736673502801490" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRZiFGq69uVhNFx2pCOh7RA0lNz0NbdWvCiTsApxKSr3T_8aDTrjtKsQdAmfXalGRqJ1-ejOE7ozsxaPUjKB4Y8Z2MA1Ar-H8bWQPkf0QBc-iXyTDyQgvlr9yNPM97_57gB4zWQMQe/s400/reagan-nixon-bohemianC.jpg" border="0" /><br /><strong><em>5. The Bohemian Club</em></strong><br />This is a weird one. In the majestic forests of Sonoma County north of San Francisco lies the Bohemian Grove, the 2,700-acre wooded retreat of the Bohemian Club, the nation’s most exclusive men’s club. Every July since 1879, the “Bohos” have gathered at the Grove for a two-week encampment, where they’re divided into more than 100 residential camps with names like Owl’s Nest, Cave Man, and Lost Angels. Membership has included, well, just about everybody important: Ronald Reagan, Dwight Eisenhower, Richard Nixon (who once called it “faggy”), Gerald Ford, Colin Powell, Dick Cheney, and many CEOs and wealthy business leaders like Malcolm Forbes. Each encampment opens with a robed-and-hooded ceremony called the Cremation of Care, in which an effigy called “Dull Care” (symbolizing worldly concerns) is burned before a 40- foot concrete statue of an owl, symbol of wisdom and the club’s mascot. Throughout the week, plays are staged (called High Jinx and Low Jinx), there’s lots of eating and drinking (and, reportedly, urinating on trees), and members are treated to speeches called Lakeside Talks. Some opponents go so far as to accuse the group of Satanism, witchcraft, homosexuality, and prostitution, while more reasonable observers object to the Lakeside Talks as national policy discussions to which the public is not privy. But above all, it’s seen as a way that some of the elite meet others of the elite, thereby ensuring that they’ll all stay elite. All this makes the club’s seemingly anticonspiratorial slogan—“Weaving spiders, come not here”—that much more ironic. </div><br /><div align="center"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194737463776783970" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDh0bwD1Q2JxfE2Xs5RTJr7nh6vuvs4IwaKHcwxV-Ok_AkMDfjOmPeJzHT6HuxKF5f_VoJ8peIKfTblnGgeJRPFEZtrdLi7YPSF8slIy51OJIW5okhYwnrKgDBTZrdzxtL5LYGhCiQ/s400/trilateral.jpg" border="0" /><br /><strong><em>6. The Trilateral Commission</em></strong><br />While not, on its face, as juicily sinister as some of the other societies on this list, the Trilateral Commission has been accused of all sorts of underhanded shenanigans by its critics. Formed in 1973 by David Rockefeller, the Commission includes over 300 prominent citizens from Europe, Asia, and North America in a forum for discussing the regions’ common interests. But conspiracy theorists hold that the Trilateral Commission, along with the Council on Foreign Relations and others, is really just a front for a larger, more sinister order called the Round Table Groups, founded in London over 100 years ago and bent on the creation of a new world order, a global capitalist police state. Yikes! (For the record, some saythe Round Table Groups are themselves just fronts for another society, the Illuminati, so who knows?) American members of the Trilateral Commission have included Bill Clinton, Henry Kissinger, Jimmy Carter, Dick Cheney, and Dianne Feinstein.<br />This list was taken from <a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/store/product.php?productid=16133&cat=3&page=1" target="_blank">Forbidden Knowledge</a> </div></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-62908488212242240752008-04-29T11:06:00.000-07:002008-04-29T11:17:06.435-07:00Fuck You! Scarlett Johannson is hot.<div align="center">All the reviews I've seen for Scarlett Johannson's new album are terrible. </div><div align="center">Fuck the reviews, after sampling a couple of tracks, 'falling down' and 'wherever i lay my head'; here's a review: "They are both awesome". </div><div align="center">I'm sensing a Velvet Underground & Nico vibe. I understand that her voice is not the greatest. I just like the presentation and feel of the arrangements. </div><div align="center">I've taken the liberty of procuring a video, presented for your approval.</div><p align="center"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzI31GvHpjlkSFvn38WjRW6XWpB77Fo5hXWBkdvntTEMKzswCEeO2d4F8F5arLQ_Y7w4_-9juGWbQ-8VXiPCg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-25684903986943850012008-04-29T10:41:00.000-07:002008-04-29T11:11:42.850-07:00Smurfs make me happy (satan works in mysterious ways)<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1vjpvkPHCeYvQ2c9XbgJdToOFK8BYBJ6gcFqPLKXqydzpeeih7iSO_0YE6g0PkaYd9imJtiLmVdTz2urbEOq97svq6bY3UhgFOoJeXuWIK5xgjaW1_aRxUncSXRl5OI1x_VwN6VRC/s1600-h/smurf.gif"></a>They say a smurf is 3 apples high. Well, I stacked up 3 apples, and measured them. It was 9 inches. Then I looked for a picture of Gargamel next to a smurf so I could compare. Turns out that Gargamel is only 15 apples high, a mere 3' 9"!!! You'd think he wouldn't spend so much time trying to eradicate the only people that could make a shrimp like him look like a giant, un-short type person..<br /></div><br /><p align="center"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzEoV0bSl9bnljYEBkF6U4LVTz0jo0szAxV-DnlObw-yEQiLe6DlYFpD-XS5z6ebNLxCtDsxsgK2igT7gd9jA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-4599329761765166632008-04-29T10:22:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:38:23.302-07:00Mental Floss prevents gingivitis<div align="center">Took this <a href="http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=290">80's quiz</a>@ <a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/">MentalFloss</a> and did pretty well. Without giving away my age, let's just say, I was alive in the 80's but still proud of my respectable 80%. </div><p align="center"></p><p align="center">I thought you might like to check it out. I'm gonna go take the <a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=205">Saved by the Bell quiz </a>right now.</p><tbody><tr align="middle" valign="center">"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-50564512855216623152008-04-29T10:10:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:12:53.526-07:00Society Today: Men always pay the price<div align="center">MILLVILLE - After a 15-year wait and at least $10,000 in child-support payments, Mark Spaid was thrilled to be going in for a DNA test.<br />In 1992, Pennsylvania courts declared him the legal father of his wife's infant daughter even though he knew he was sterile, having had a vasectomy more than two years before the birth.</div><div align="center">To the legal system, Spaid's inability to father children meant little when it came to determining who should be responsible for the child's care. In Pennsylvania, like most states, a "presumption of paternity" trumps everything.<br />The doctrine, with roots in English common law, assumes a husband is the legal father of any child born during his marriage. It's designed to preserve marriage and make sure children's financial and emotional needs are provided for.<br />But it has also embittered untold numbers of men across the nation who are required to support kids fathered by other men.</div><div align="center"><a href="http://www.observer-reporter.com/OR/StoryAP/04-28-PA-ChallengingPaternity">read more...</a></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-42783391254737623102008-04-29T08:20:00.001-07:002008-04-29T08:42:39.620-07:00Lindsey Sloane - that other chick in those movies<div align="center">Sometimes I see this cute girl in movies and I wonder why she isn't more famous. She seems to be a capable actress. Come on, <a href="http://www.gayceleb.com/keanu-reeves-nude/">Keanu Reeves </a>is a terrible actor but people love his movies. I decided this girl requires further investigation. Her name is <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005441/">Lindsey Sloane </a>and she has 40+ credits on IMDB. </div><div align="center">She doesn't normally appear in shitty movies but most of her work has been on tv. OMGWTF! I just realized that she's that chick from Sabrina the Teenage Witch; not the chubby blonde that played Sabrina.</div><div align="center">Anyway, here's an interesting clip of her playing a fluffer on a porn set. For anyone who doesn't know; a fluffer is a hired member of the crew of a pornographic movie whose role on the set is to sexually arouse the male participants prior to the filming of scenes requiring erections.</div><br /><div align="center"><embed src="http://www.atomfilms.com:80/a/autoplayer/shareEmbed.swf?keyword=" width="426" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></div><div></div><div align="center">source: <a href="http://atomfilmsfshare.share.flux.com/Video/AtomFilms-Fluffers/0CAF6FFFF0099CA3E0017000C1BD6">AtomFilms FShare</a></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><em>Here is Lindsay lookin' hot in some movie.</em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194691662245539282" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4YH-OJpbkXTUQ6bGTKete0RynR2S3shxJdryPCaOwlIrHY7nQHDcH9oWM1H_7nl7yFhQbBZKt_qb-RWVqkBj5fSU20R4U2kwRlyhB0eU500hV1P8KMSfqX1HBoGvYOml6311Zv09i/s400/LindsaySloane@SevenGirlfriends-CMA.jpg" border="0" /></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-56194799324691526772008-04-29T05:26:00.000-07:002008-04-29T05:56:43.181-07:00Ron Paul knows our pain and has a prescription to help<div align="center"><em>The writing below is from Ron Paul's weekly column called Texas Straight Talk.<br /></em><strong>Politicizing Pain<br /></strong>K.K. Forss does not claim medical marijuana solves all his problems. His pain from a ruptured disc in his neck is debilitating. He is unable to go to work or to the First Baptist Church he used to attend because of the pain and muscle spasms. Taxpayers through Medicare spend over $18,000 a year on his various medications. Half of those drugs are strong narcotics. The other half address the various side-effects brought on by the first half, such as nausea, heartburn, heart palpitations, difficulty sleeping, and muscle spasms.<br />No, marijuana would not completely address all his pain, but it made a tremendous difference in the quality of his life when he tried it for over a year. It helped him regain 38 pounds he had lost. It calmed his muscle spasms and helped him sleep. In short, it alleviated many side effects and greatly reduced his need for other expensive medications. Mr. Forss estimates that being allowed to use medical marijuana would save taxpayers at least $12,000 a year in medications he would no longer need. He would also be able to work occasionally and attend some church services.<br />Scientists at the University of California at Davis recently completed a study that backs up Mr. Forss's experience, finding that cannabis demonstrates significant relief of neuropathic pain. Many in government call for more studies while people like K.K. Forss suffer. More studies will not change what many patients already know, and that is for some, medical marijuana helps their pain. But over-reaching government gets in the way.<br />K.K. Forss lived in constant fear of federal and state officials so he eventually stopped taking medical marijuana and switched to his more rigorous and expensive pill regimen. Presently, twelve states have passed legislation allowing marijuana, under certain conditions, to be prescribed legally by doctors for patients who could benefit from it. K.K. Forss lives in Minnesota, where it is not yet legal. However, even if it is legalized by the state, Mr. Forss will still have plenty to fear from the Federal government, as cannabis dispensaries and clinics that operate under these state laws are still under fire from the Drug Enforcement Administration.<br />In other words, the federal government sees fit to use our tax dollars to raid state sanctioned healthcare clinics, to imprison and fine patients and operators, in order to compel people like Mr. Forss to be bedridden and overmedicated at great taxpayer expense every single day.<br />The Federal government should recognize that states have the authority to decide these issues. This affords all states the opportunity to see which policies are most beneficial. As a Congressman and a physician, I strongly advocate that healthcare decisions should be made by doctors and patients, not politicians or federal agents, which is why I am an original co-sponsor of the recently introduced "Medical Marijuana Patient Protection Act" which would bar the Federal government from intervening in such doctor/patient relationships that violate no state law.<br />The bottom line is that K.K. Forss should be treated as a free American. Mr. Forss is one of many who would like to use marijuana medicinally because it helps him. Politicians and bureaucrats have no right to interfere.</div><p align="center"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dygciB0eWHYIMpqkmT-3gB-WVxux5KETrzrZ-WUyRxHf7ROwnfLdmH2RqtEU76R5ArmIRHm0yJ5ocSoPv3ioQ' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-44728743513665969312008-04-28T13:00:00.000-07:002008-04-28T13:27:25.459-07:00Mudcrutch featuring Tom Petty<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijYaOIIlUa8l-XhH3Y4YhdyGZCLIAtsSEuwJLshvX8i8UwheSKsg6J9l25OyaNlSgvUrUpG45K3oMIDj3nCDqXjAEFO3gaMxzahB3CPi-sK_R7tIoE42ugp9s2VxT5tvMR1YAqudWb/s1600-h/20080416-111219-pic-277456416_t600.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194389068914634178" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijYaOIIlUa8l-XhH3Y4YhdyGZCLIAtsSEuwJLshvX8i8UwheSKsg6J9l25OyaNlSgvUrUpG45K3oMIDj3nCDqXjAEFO3gaMxzahB3CPi-sK_R7tIoE42ugp9s2VxT5tvMR1YAqudWb/s400/20080416-111219-pic-277456416_t600.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">Mudcrutch was a rock band from Gainesville, FL best known for being the forerunner of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.</div><div align="center">Mudcrutch was formed in 1970 by Tom Petty (bass and vocals), Tom Leadon(guitar and vocals), Randall Marsh (drums) and Mike Campbell (guitar). Leadon left the band in 1972 and was replaced by guitarist/vocalist Danny Roberts. The line-up was completed with addition of keyboardist Benmont Tench. In 1974, Mudcrutch signed with Shelter Records and re-located to LA. They released one single, "Depot Street", in 1975 which failed to chart. The band broke up later that year. Petty, Campbell and Tench went on to form the Heartbreakers in 1976 with fellow Gainesville natives Stan Lynch and Ron Blair. </div><a name="2008_Return"></a><div align="center"><br />In August 2007, the original members of Mudcrutch reunited and recorded an album for release in 2008. Mudcrutch will be released on April 29th, by Reprise Records, and contains 14 old and new tracks. "We would play and then we would just talk about the old days," says Tom Leadon, who left the band in 1972. The band will embark on a small tour in California to promote the album on April 12th.<br /></div><div align="center">I was lucky enough to get a pre-release copy today and I am quite happy with the results. Tom Petty has still got "it"; whatever it is that makes him so appealing.</div><div> </div><br /><p align="center"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dyboNov7beI-nLfN9lpOTktGuB2B1eUrL3t2qP9J65TdlysZ1AwxvycKkadP3Eikcl5uy9b4J3_yIrzKn8i' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-21107937551690200222008-04-28T06:15:00.000-07:002008-04-28T12:31:16.464-07:00Mandy Moore takes it all off and makes Umbrella worth listening to<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-DaMNX7f23JWpuJOfW1UmAz8xHau25xkV5EE55lVzv40Zn0xhvj_gitQXoaBkok_tMpp17cAF1E73tEBg-VVL-8OHxsdlQCtcIoYkZZa99DiIB4vKDb3SgztuSljTizCttJIr889S/s1600-h/rihanna3_bauer.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194380771037818290" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-DaMNX7f23JWpuJOfW1UmAz8xHau25xkV5EE55lVzv40Zn0xhvj_gitQXoaBkok_tMpp17cAF1E73tEBg-VVL-8OHxsdlQCtcIoYkZZa99DiIB4vKDb3SgztuSljTizCttJIr889S/s400/rihanna3_bauer.jpg" border="0" /></a>I thought, from day one, that Umbrella by Rihanna was pretty catchy, although the delivery left a little to be desired. It's a good thang that young lady likes to dress like such a skank or she'd be a nobody.<br /><br /><div align="center"><div align="center">I just found an awesome vid of Mandy Moore doing the most beautiful version of Umbrella. Admittedly, I've never been a Mandy fan before; always thought she was cute, but that's it.</div><br /><div align="center"></div><br /><div align="center">I'm gonna have to check into her music a little more. Until then check this out...<br /><br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dx4wAs2JKA6ZqHc-jykThpxbKNkWgxcaM_Csk8MlQwhkvBlUEg6vMF1HysIos-Pg2S0qsUqYv1kax8A6RsjpA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><br /><br /><p align="center"><em>Wow! Mandy looks good as a blonde...</em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194370626325065106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVBmJS15BcQnvqFIRXbiaqa5IuR72QERU-T3tovhWZ6A-B5FatdyVMU7Dk_bm_VEJDv3FkXQ3BAZdLVkItChYHUdqErFz8s2eeyHZvG_nvPnUyNxz3NXY7nEeNeYDG63QPhRbqpQPj/s400/18328_mm031edit_122_493lo.jpg" border="0" /></p><br /><br /><p align="center"><em>or a Brunette.</em><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194370617735130498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEDKCeVJIzOSBTU98UYiyQ4avtDpvyMyaVVI8w_hkJtsSImTxQn27pDGe5t0tESWkBkyWsri0uIboVFE9niEnKQGt2naqHpLkroV4YetMG560CWltAFHUp7QJ6o71jmZCPjXYnvjfN/s400/17.jpg" border="0" /><br /></p><br /><br /><p align="center"></p></div></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-88147738437989896332008-04-28T04:32:00.000-07:002008-04-28T05:13:49.342-07:00Watching Ma & Pa Kettle on DVD<div align="center"><em>Q: How do hillbillies celebrate Halloween?</em></div><div align="center"><em>A: They 'pump kin'.</em><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYIM-oA5147aEguYLlDjcgi98n1C5t6G1LiFVfqVNQBHNuqMe4oWjn4RvIAYD2MeRwjnfMMPoQSVUUkjt4EmJWnVOlN24gbl2Gv7FtYnb4lGoEagIcbbPesH23xh8SybrUDNsj5VR-/s1600-h/kettle.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194258785376677218" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYIM-oA5147aEguYLlDjcgi98n1C5t6G1LiFVfqVNQBHNuqMe4oWjn4RvIAYD2MeRwjnfMMPoQSVUUkjt4EmJWnVOlN24gbl2Gv7FtYnb4lGoEagIcbbPesH23xh8SybrUDNsj5VR-/s400/kettle.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />MA AND PA KETTLE<br />VOLUMES 1 AND 2<br />UNIVERSAL HOME VIDEO</div><div align="center">'A Clockwork Orange', 'Amadeus', and 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' are fine examples of cinematic gourmet dining, but there are times when I'm in the mood for a home-cooked meal, and the MA & PA KETTLE series remains, to this day, basic country cooking at its finest. </div><div align="center">The "kettle" started boiling with a film called THE EGG AND I, in which the Kettles (Marjorie Main and Percy Kilbride) are really just supporting characters opposite major stars Claudette Colbert and Fred MacMurray in this adaptation of the Betty MacDonald bestseller about a citified couple who haplessly buy a run-down chicken farm in the country, and endure disastrously comical tribulations. The film (which still provides considerable amusement) turned out to be Universal-International's biggest box-office success of the year, and spawned a series of low-rent, but extremely popular films in which Main and Kilbride starred as the countrified couple.<br />The first was MA & PA KETTLE, in which the Kettles attempt to spruce up their ramshackle farm in order to impress a visiting college official to get their son into college. For my money this is easily the best of the post "EGG & I" series, and the most consistently funny.<br />Then came arguably the weakest of this batch MA & PA KETTLE GO TO TOWN, wherein the Kettles win a trip to New York and misguidedly leave the baby-sitting chores to a notorious bank robber. The problem here is that when the Kettles are removed from their "natural " habitat, the humor seems forced and isn't helped by some very weak supporting players. (The big surprise here is that Universal actually spent the money to film some of the scenes in this extremely low budget film in New York-----for what little we see of the Big Apple they might just as well have used downtown Los Angeles.)<br />The series rebounds somewhat with MA & PA KETTLE BACK ON THE FARM in which the Kettles return to the "peace and quiet" of their farm only to learn that not only are they about to become grandparents, but they must deal with their son's snooty Eastern in-laws. While this is far from the best of the series, there are enough big laughs to justify its existence. It's quite clear, though, that as the series progressed, so did the budgets regress.<br />I compared the transfers of THE EGG & I and (THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF) MA & PA KETTLE with those of the double-feature laserdisc, and while the source material appears to be the same on both, the advances of dvd technology make their mark here, rendering the dvd image vastly preferable. The sharpness in particular is dramatically improved on the dvd. MA & PA KETTLE GO TO TOWN and particularly, MA & PA KETTLE BACK ON THE FARM are equally sharp, but the image at times suffers from noticeable, though tolerable, graininess.<br />The quality of the transfers of Volume Two of THE ADVENTURES OF MA AND PA KETTLE is substantially the same as Volume One, and while the humor seems to get gradually more forced, there remain enough laughs in the second collection to please KETTLE completists. MA AND PA KETTLE AT THE FAIR is easily the weakest of the bunch , but the Kettles rebound somewhat in ON VACATION, and AT HOME includes some very big laughs, and while there's ample evidence of strain in AT WAIKIKI even it contains a few pretty good guffaws.<br />The big news ,though, is that the Kettles are finally on dvd. Just to hear the great Marjorie Main bellow "C-O-M-E A-N-D G-E-T I-T !! " is music to my ears. Come and get it indeed!<br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQApSPjKrkAvnmwM4-moy1U6BxWKJSHVC7jZ3w8VJQoLsCeKgx3gOJayTtFdGVvU3IYcksf9wBSIBH4xVCreF6odK4eD1VbBOmM2t5u4Hv-VBd28K_0GD7QBEYCbwOT3c9ScGYSG40/s1600-h/mapa-further.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194258789671644530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQApSPjKrkAvnmwM4-moy1U6BxWKJSHVC7jZ3w8VJQoLsCeKgx3gOJayTtFdGVvU3IYcksf9wBSIBH4xVCreF6odK4eD1VbBOmM2t5u4Hv-VBd28K_0GD7QBEYCbwOT3c9ScGYSG40/s400/mapa-further.jpg" border="0" /></a>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-73337370290371302802008-04-25T05:44:00.001-07:002008-04-25T05:48:03.749-07:00Maya Angelou endorses Hillary<div align="center">How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!</div><div align="center">Maya Angelou<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjKBpvYfGKekUTZyTpQ0kSHLY27SALiqhReB_3csiBfCuh4wCHgYOeH61xFGOw_Jlcv_k2t8a-4eIGjj8Z1ZXQGSVwezFXGsm04UhNIlVuSJ03i4zBIDPn6wiY5YzaCSjFd1W1ufht/s1600-h/angeloux-large__oPt.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193163044730187090" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjKBpvYfGKekUTZyTpQ0kSHLY27SALiqhReB_3csiBfCuh4wCHgYOeH61xFGOw_Jlcv_k2t8a-4eIGjj8Z1ZXQGSVwezFXGsm04UhNIlVuSJ03i4zBIDPn6wiY5YzaCSjFd1W1ufht/s400/angeloux-large__oPt.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">From Maya Angelou:<br />"Dear Friend:<br />I am writing to tell you about my friend, Hillary Clinton, and why I am standing with her in her campaign for the presidency. I know the kind of president Hillary Clinton will be because I know the person she is.<br />I am inspired by her courage and her honesty. She is a reliable and trustworthy person. She is someone I not only admire but one for whom I have profound affection.<br />Hillary does not waver in standing up for those who need a champion. She has always been a passionate protector of families. As a child, she was taught that all God’s children are equal, and as a mother, she understood that her child wasn’t safe unless all children were safe. As I wrote about Hillary recently in a praise song: “She is the prayer of every woman, and every man who longs for fair play, healthy families, good schools and a balanced economy.”<br />It may be easy to view Hillary Clinton through the narrow lens of those who would write her off or grind her down. Hillary sees us as we are, black and brown and white and yellow and pink and relishes our differences knowing that fundamentally we are all more alike than we are unalike. She is able to look through complexion and see community.<br />She has endured great scrutiny, and still she dares greatly. Hillary Clinton will not give up on you, and all she asks is that you do not give up on her. She is a long-distance runner. I am honored to say I am with her for the long run.<br />I am supporting Hillary Clinton because I know that she will make the most positive difference in people’s lives and she will help our country become what it can be. Whether you are her supporter, leaning towards her, undecided, or supporting someone else, I believe Hillary Clinton will represent you – she will be a president for all Americans. It is no small thing that along the way we will make history together.<br />Vote for Hillary Clinton and show your support <a href="http://www.hillaryclinton.com/" target="_blank">http://www.hillaryclinton.com/</a>. I know she will make us proud."</div></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-71217874460993003112008-04-25T05:31:00.000-07:002008-04-25T05:42:56.532-07:00Miss Piggy wants to Fuck the Pain Away<p align="center">I watch alot of Youtube vids everyday. Some of them really crack me up. Keep in mind that I'm not some Lemming sittin' home on Sunday night crackin' up over 'ball-racking' or sexual assaults by housepets on 'America's Funniest Home Videos. I mercilessly pick apart the vids on Youtube, looking for ways they could be improved. Sometimes the lyp-syncing in these productions are horrendous. Such is not the case in this beautiful video mash of Miss Piggy and the Muppet band performing Peaches 'Fuck the Pain Away'.</p><p align="center"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dwbia1AOINcUQsEEq5ZfcEPPUMelaH-KZtP14VK-IWU4PUrSZTGdz06Ki3hgNTCwa-N1fuaPHyeL0-3nEBfUA' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-48868286520419725752008-04-25T04:21:00.000-07:002008-04-28T05:12:26.822-07:00Gay Rap Lyrics<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4k1M3iFGUBoktXqj-A4qAResOBPA8lu9iRE6_Sy8cSszmofD9SkhPoTIYsGchvetrtWg0iuofPbkUcw4a56sbSJJHBB5Pu75MlYuJWPqI3OtUmLN4HHRl0ckQQOMBBYXGFSdTflwO/s1600-h/2pac2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193147758941580610" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4k1M3iFGUBoktXqj-A4qAResOBPA8lu9iRE6_Sy8cSszmofD9SkhPoTIYsGchvetrtWg0iuofPbkUcw4a56sbSJJHBB5Pu75MlYuJWPqI3OtUmLN4HHRl0ckQQOMBBYXGFSdTflwO/s400/2pac2.jpg" border="0" /></a><em> This is 2Pac looking every bit of a fag. Thug life, eh?<br /></em><br />With all of the negative press surrounding hip-hop music, rappers often complain about the media taking their lyrics out of context, to make them seem more violent or misogynistic than they really are.<br />As a journalistic institution built on a foundation of honesty and integrity, we would never stoop to such lows. But take those lyrics out of context to make them sound gay? We're on it.<br /><br /><strong>Eminem: "Don't Push Me"</strong><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193143635772976434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7rxHIIftCV7Z2WWhRTY30jJO3_0l4P0HIls3sg_ARmSGSvoaVF2khGhLByo-q6PcstufwunQdXIGcmyJLaVVDhmEm3GnTgkxCiNTM0aGowM8RnyI2t7sUK0VJ3b2Vo_L258n16K2a/s400/eminem1.jpg" border="0" /> <strong>The Lyric:</strong> "Man I'm done saying that I'm done playing, Im'ma a start laying any of these motherfucking cocksuckers." </div><div align="center"><br /><strong>What He's Probably Saying:<br /></strong>"No joke, my patience is exhausted and now I'm gonna start shooting people." </div><div align="center"><br /><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:</strong><br />"Seriously, I'm gonna start having sex with dudes."<br /></div><strong></strong><div align="center"><strong>50 Cent: "Gun Runners"</strong> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBowdTRxbOAideMf6ll6cGtKpjQtsu3IAK3SHpt6PWymVl-gKCtUNXe679XlQy6t8E_Dhz-AwPV1xoBkQD4dJdW5EYYrUa2S8AJbS3fQdvzfk3yPWAt7-gdnZlY_mSm0e9OL4Mbchx/s1600-h/50cent1.jpg"></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193143463974284578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBowdTRxbOAideMf6ll6cGtKpjQtsu3IAK3SHpt6PWymVl-gKCtUNXe679XlQy6t8E_Dhz-AwPV1xoBkQD4dJdW5EYYrUa2S8AJbS3fQdvzfk3yPWAt7-gdnZlY_mSm0e9OL4Mbchx/s400/50cent1.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a><strong>The Lyric:</strong> Man on phone: "I got beef, I wanna see what you got, and if I like it I'll cop".<br />50 Cent: "Damn nigga, you hot!" </p><p align="center"><strong>What He's Probably Saying:<br /></strong>Man on phone: "I have a conflict, I'd like to see your guns, if I like them I'll buy."<br />50 Cent: "Damn man you got problems!" </p><div align="center"><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:</strong><br />Man on phone: "I'm well-endowed, I'd like to see if you are also, if you are we'll engage in sex."<br />50 Cent: "Damn, man. You're sexy!"<br /><br /><strong>Ice-T: "I Love Ladies"</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9C8OweTl8kNFLJ8lwjngynZKUDhJfMYz4CY6nJZB_wGF_I8zBGJWHYNEwDC-6ri23_c3VJAF1QtLQtVFTnXF7F29i7fypzZ-ZyG0qoPIW3Dexr3yNTgNT3p11Kzn6NuUdSnEpXftz/s1600-h/icet1.jpg"></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193143378074938642" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9C8OweTl8kNFLJ8lwjngynZKUDhJfMYz4CY6nJZB_wGF_I8zBGJWHYNEwDC-6ri23_c3VJAF1QtLQtVFTnXF7F29i7fypzZ-ZyG0qoPIW3Dexr3yNTgNT3p11Kzn6NuUdSnEpXftz/s400/icet1.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a><strong>The Lyric:</strong> "But don't get me wrong, most fellas do rock." </p><div align="center"><strong>What He's Probably Saying:</strong><br />"Dudes are cool, but when it comes to sex, I love ladies."</div><div align="center"><br /><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:<br /></strong>"Don't get me wrong, I will bang a guy, too."<br /><br /><strong>Jay-Z feat. Memphis Bleek: "Coming of Age"</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwDzroQmXgE62YF3SfSB_IxCInxfpvF5SA4afqJ0W7z3jbeDchAwlgf0j-LPSUiA0ahMLup3bqn1gzjlUBL0OhVV8coGI6ZPzcrXD8-R1m69q-wu1LIacAt-CW51p8hPzd6vVNTAOU/s1600-h/jayz1.jpg"></div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193143244930952450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwDzroQmXgE62YF3SfSB_IxCInxfpvF5SA4afqJ0W7z3jbeDchAwlgf0j-LPSUiA0ahMLup3bqn1gzjlUBL0OhVV8coGI6ZPzcrXD8-R1m69q-wu1LIacAt-CW51p8hPzd6vVNTAOU/s400/jayz1.jpg" border="0" /> <p align="center"></a><strong>The Lyric:</strong> Jay-Z: "Hey fella, I been watchin' you clockin'"<br />MB: "Who me holding down this block it ain't nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin'."<br />Jay-Z: "Ha ha! I like your style!"<br />MB: "Nah, I like YO style!"<br />Jay-Z: "Let's drive around awhile".<br />MB: "Cool, nigga."<br />Jay-Z: "Here's a thou!" </p><p align="center"><strong>What He's Probably Saying:</strong><br />"I like you, you should sell crack for me. Here's a sign-on bonus!" </p><p align="center"><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:</strong><br />"Hey fella, I've had my eye on you for awhile, I like how you look in those baggy jeans. Let's go park somewhere and have sex. I'll even pay you!" </p><p align="center"><strong>NAS: "One Love"</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV3CZia8Ftlqj7hYrjE9WjjspoAAK_ZkwBEjBHcq-Bk7p6sHt0WDWtAuItXDKprAL5O1qur5Zmy9XAMcVyJEeW6SeqYc1sYlL4QeT8tjfXCn1PClHYzjsck2xSlXUo1c8L90v2vdiM/s1600-h/nas1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193143176211475698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV3CZia8Ftlqj7hYrjE9WjjspoAAK_ZkwBEjBHcq-Bk7p6sHt0WDWtAuItXDKprAL5O1qur5Zmy9XAMcVyJEeW6SeqYc1sYlL4QeT8tjfXCn1PClHYzjsck2xSlXUo1c8L90v2vdiM/s400/nas1.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> The Lyric:</strong> "But I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece." </p><p align="center"><strong>What He's Probably Saying:<br /></strong>"Hey, I heard you stabbed somebody because they wouldn't let you talk on the phone." </p><p align="center"><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:<br /></strong>"Hey, I heard you gave a dude with a pet ox a blow job so he'd let you use the phone." </p><p align="center"><strong>Black Moon: "Act Like U Want It"</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinGItkMQFdIWyHhLw5l68mn-Ri3bQt9F-0JLMSxjv79T69h9xwEktNfdcgQTKVa8KloX8ue8FZvzc15-mSmKm1La_MauX6V0PdaTSUyfO8jgVNPImr5uFixj3Vxj_GJLn1jAnPV0M_/s1600-h/blackmoon1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193143043067489506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinGItkMQFdIWyHhLw5l68mn-Ri3bQt9F-0JLMSxjv79T69h9xwEktNfdcgQTKVa8KloX8ue8FZvzc15-mSmKm1La_MauX6V0PdaTSUyfO8jgVNPImr5uFixj3Vxj_GJLn1jAnPV0M_/s400/blackmoon1.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> The Lyric:</strong> "I get paid to rip, step aside, Im'ma blow you." </p><p align="center"><strong>What He's Probably Saying:<br /></strong>"I get paid to be awesome, now get out of my way before I shoot you." </p><p align="center"><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:<br /></strong>"Relax, I do this for a living, move a little to the left so I can give you oral sex." </p><p align="center"><strong>DJ Quik: "Dollaz + Sense"</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizNU-7t1nVUs04N_wkV_kzKsxE-_qn6ulyRJqz5DzAhvT8R8KB1RLaygoXNG8la-hNKsp-NjZexF-1G4M6QEiE0RWdJm6e9orAs5DXXTeqYcI3Uv6yJiMIP2O-jPy4WNpSThKG4SYM/s1600-h/quik1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193142952873176274" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizNU-7t1nVUs04N_wkV_kzKsxE-_qn6ulyRJqz5DzAhvT8R8KB1RLaygoXNG8la-hNKsp-NjZexF-1G4M6QEiE0RWdJm6e9orAs5DXXTeqYcI3Uv6yJiMIP2O-jPy4WNpSThKG4SYM/s400/quik1.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> The Lyric:</strong> "Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man befo', but you gone be the first, you little trick-ass ho." </p><p align="center"><strong>What He's Probably Saying:</strong><br />"I'm so much of a badass, you're basically a woman in my presence, so I'm gonna make you blow me." </p><p align="center"><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:<br /></strong>"I've never done this before, you know, let a guy put my junk in his mouth. This is my first time. You little trick-ass ho." </p><p align="center"><strong>Black Rob: "Whoa!"</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7bPpBnU0AyiRt3OqXcyLyvVJLMBT2pRJjXPGGZbzhur0l0pDU-K-HGtnzRz9Bc01zLdZgbRPXuykWPyFAjWYgYGO-zVUzp0UKrH-gd15pe4ox2B-Mgl2JWD35L0INpfwsvmbICP2f/s1600-h/blackrob1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193142050930044066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7bPpBnU0AyiRt3OqXcyLyvVJLMBT2pRJjXPGGZbzhur0l0pDU-K-HGtnzRz9Bc01zLdZgbRPXuykWPyFAjWYgYGO-zVUzp0UKrH-gd15pe4ox2B-Mgl2JWD35L0INpfwsvmbICP2f/s400/blackrob1.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> The Lyric:</strong> "Plus I'm gettin' brain from this chick like whoa! Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!"<br /><br /><strong>What He's Probably Saying:</strong><br />"So this chick was blowing me right, next thing I know she starts putting her finger near my ass and I'm all like WHOA!!" </p><p align="center"><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:<br /></strong>"So I'm in this room with a guy and his girlfriend, right? One thing leads to another, next thing I know, the chick is blowing me, I'm about to put my finger in dude's ass, and I'm like ... whoa! This is awesome!" </p><p align="center"><strong>50 Cent, Part 2: "Piggy Bank"</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioXGEpkLRmKDVUhauBHeM4h-Np1pyp95lUR3Bx2Zo6IbcIoYKKb1kK5bFnzs8TGeBBKeyhjVMXB46nargXU3WaT0Z4il3wt3W0klQ0vLe_JjHOPw_5Qs-ztnaoyIk9I5WPulOpVX6L/s1600-h/50cent5.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193141711627627634" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioXGEpkLRmKDVUhauBHeM4h-Np1pyp95lUR3Bx2Zo6IbcIoYKKb1kK5bFnzs8TGeBBKeyhjVMXB46nargXU3WaT0Z4il3wt3W0klQ0vLe_JjHOPw_5Qs-ztnaoyIk9I5WPulOpVX6L/s400/50cent5.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> The Lyric:</strong> "Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."<br /><br /><strong>What He's Probably Saying:</strong><br />"Dude, bring me some condoms, I'm gonna nail this chick, I'm in room 203."<br /><br /><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:<br /></strong>"Dude, fuck it, let's have sex, bring condoms, I'm in room 203." </p><p align="center"><strong>2Pac: "If My Homie Calls"</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi00HAhyphenhyphen-O87RmwOQm3VsxOJwgvIrzxNp2X1SI4EjWzdBqAalfGIbPof26mhEsU8ALn1lXkWLo4gRMmqyRhShoG6IxAJBksRamGlBHapTZYhK86-1BCNf44PCucfqR82IRlu1p11lA3/s1600-h/2pac1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193141715922594946" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi00HAhyphenhyphen-O87RmwOQm3VsxOJwgvIrzxNp2X1SI4EjWzdBqAalfGIbPof26mhEsU8ALn1lXkWLo4gRMmqyRhShoG6IxAJBksRamGlBHapTZYhK86-1BCNf44PCucfqR82IRlu1p11lA3/s400/2pac1.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong>The Lyric:</strong> "Ever since you was a pee-wee, down by my knee with a wee-wee." </p><p align="center"><strong>What He's Probably Saying:<br /></strong>"I've known you since you were knee-high to a cricket!" </p><p align="center"><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:</strong><br />"Ever since we were young, we've engaged in fellatio." </p><p align="center"><strong>50 Cent, Part 3: "Ryder Music"</strong><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihnVImfvIg_UVspmnlJfEwmHmWqApd7THGeFmPoIMgNtuSOut5Yrvej98Kb1hnzYHgFgTx5XUaXSN-Ur6WKAuLWKFwkn2SzhJL1uhhhUDefjZAvuIlNscJk1neFH5Jsql65aAtS21g/s1600-h/50cent3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5193141715922594962" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihnVImfvIg_UVspmnlJfEwmHmWqApd7THGeFmPoIMgNtuSOut5Yrvej98Kb1hnzYHgFgTx5XUaXSN-Ur6WKAuLWKFwkn2SzhJL1uhhhUDefjZAvuIlNscJk1neFH5Jsql65aAtS21g/s400/50cent3.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong> The Lyric:</strong> "I read somewhere I'm homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through the hood, there's mad niggas on my dick." </p><p align="center"><strong>What He's Probably Saying:<br /></strong>"People call me homophobic, but it's not true. In fact, when I go back to my old neighborhood, all kinds of dudes are on my dick. Ha ha! See what I did there? On my dick. Homophobic. Get it?" </p><p align="center"><strong>What We Like To Think He's Saying:<br /></strong>"I'm not homophobic, in fact, I still have sex with several guys from my old neighborhood." </p><p align="center">Read more from Adam at <a href="http://www.scenicanemia.com/" target="c">ScenicAnemia.com</a> like, whoa! </p>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-58770193501688602922008-04-25T03:59:00.000-07:002008-04-25T04:15:17.178-07:00Some Black Girl Wants to Smell Yo DickDon't ask me who this bitch is. I don't even know if this is a joke, but it is so funny. Black recording artists are usually so unintentionally hilarious. I'm not including eminem with the accidentally hilarious because he is authentic and funny.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzHg9EF3GpJz-pz4HaBxF7-fVp9JgWMIjbAPHfDymXoGj8O0buKpCAQWeCds5ssCj_m1oYMFeJd7JeDZpSClg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-48218891283901409192008-04-22T12:51:00.000-07:002008-04-22T12:53:58.260-07:00Happy Earth Day '08<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguKwwtyY3eGpyfj40CEZf7CuuGr6E0lvfvcUJMErmR2ebiFwhuOFjLbMpKHuVRqYawPQH1eJY3iQVcGVb1zy43XhO55CRcdDuvRE-QV6E-kYx1hlsjCN0RwQTzWg5BUcbJN2AXBe1F/s1600-h/UltimateEarth.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192160066787355602" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguKwwtyY3eGpyfj40CEZf7CuuGr6E0lvfvcUJMErmR2ebiFwhuOFjLbMpKHuVRqYawPQH1eJY3iQVcGVb1zy43XhO55CRcdDuvRE-QV6E-kYx1hlsjCN0RwQTzWg5BUcbJN2AXBe1F/s400/UltimateEarth.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-43303587492484742172008-04-22T12:26:00.000-07:002008-04-22T12:44:06.175-07:00Dubya's reign is nearly over<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYxv0J3_N50LSxe5Q2efUaMkgDu3SSfFKdMo2Ew2bHsJdXFATAfof5ycvM60x9id6JnHqOfH0y_8MGiQ0OjOFAQJSz-yqcj5pQbknig7qMU6epIZt4sBwueAwywZLwrff2imYfGR6E/s1600-h/bush_malaria_dance.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192154229926800322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYxv0J3_N50LSxe5Q2efUaMkgDu3SSfFKdMo2Ew2bHsJdXFATAfof5ycvM60x9id6JnHqOfH0y_8MGiQ0OjOFAQJSz-yqcj5pQbknig7qMU6epIZt4sBwueAwywZLwrff2imYfGR6E/s200/bush_malaria_dance.jpg" border="0" /></a> "Let me start off by saying that in 2000 I said, 'Vote for me. I'm an agent of change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not interested in change --I want to continue as president.' Every candidate has got to say 'change.' That's what the American people expect." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 5, 2008<br />Woke up this afternoon and realized, I really don't have alot to say about our outgoing prez. After much thought, I decided a list of his dubious achievments wouldn't be out of line.<br /><br /><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Faith Based Funding. Violated the Constitution (separation of church and state) and countless legal precedents by establishing the White House Office of Faith-Based and Community Initiatives (OFBCI). </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Patriot Act. A misnomer of legislation! We are losing our freedoms in this country and it is being done in the name of patriotism! America was founded on these freedoms and civil liberties. It should instead be called the "Traitor Act". Secret telephone wire-taps, covert break-ins and searches of private homes, internet surveillance, secret arrests and imprisonment, body searches to use public transport, surveillance cameras popping up everywhere, ... </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Economic recession. (This probably would have occurred with any president, but he hasn't yet stimulated a significant recovery which includes job gains.) </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Iraq's WMD program. Bush's State of the Union address based on unverified claims, exaggerations and reporting of hearsay. Mislead the nation and the world. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Afghanistan War. Successfully dealt a blow to terrorism by attacking terrorist camps and temporarily disrupting Taliban. However, we didn't capture Osama bin Laden. Now ignoring promises of rebuilding and stability. A major political defeat in the world's eyes. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Iraq War. A huge cost in terms of tax dollars & American lives lost. No broad coalition of support as was done in his dad's "Desert Storm". Ignored world opinion and governing body of the U.N. To date, no WMD's have been found. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Tax Cut. Readers will have different views on this. We strongly support lower taxes, but gov't spending must be lowered simultaneously. This has not happened and will result in a skyrocketing federal debt for the foreseeable future. At the time of this writing, the federal debt $6,803,794,168,784.52 (9/23/03) and increasing daily. See the Treasury's website at "</span><a href="http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/opd/opdpdodt.htm"><span style="font-size:85%;">The Debt to the Penny and Who Holds It</span></a><span style="font-size:85%;">" [4]. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Federal Housing Aid to Religious Groups. Violated the Constitution (separation of church and state) and countless legal precedents. For the first time religious groups will get federal housing money to help build centers where religious worship is held. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">No energy conservation policy or push for renewable energy. Constantly thumb nose at world community regarding environmental policies. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Reducing EPA penalties and restrictions. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Promotes drilling in restricted areas. Drilling now targeted in protected areas such as the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Alaska and the Rocky Mountains (including Yellowstone ecosystem, Montana, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, and New Mexico). Readers may argue that we need to decrease our dependence on foreign oil and oil in general (which is true). However, destruction of our protected lands should not be done until long-term programs are in place for energy conservation, renewable energy, etc. We should require that car buyers demonstrate a need for huge, gas-hungry SUVs and trucks. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Alienation of allies throughout the world. Wars, ignoring U.N., ignoring environment initiatives, etc. Successful cooperation between countries of the world requires that the "big guy on the block" respects the views of less powerful countries. We won't always agree with them, but we must listen, especially when there are numerous other countries who aren't in favor with our approach. Bush, on the other hand, shrugs them off as "the old Europe" like they shouldn't have a say in world affairs. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Secretive energy policy. Meetings behind closed doors which often favor large corporate sponsors and Vice President Cheney's former employer. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Religious focus. A nauseating focus on born-again, creationist, protestant religion throughout the administration. </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Illegal aliens. Lack of focus on this ever-growing problem and drain on America's resources and tax dollars. Someone enters our country illegally and we feel compelled to offer them housing, education and health care!? </span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Violated federal law - The Bush administration violated federal law by revealing an undercover CIA operative's name and work to the press. The operative's husband, Ambassador Joseph Wilson, is a political foe of George W. Bush. Their disagreement was over the administration's claim that Iraq was trying to purchase uranium from Niger. John Dean, President Richard Nixon's Watergate-era aide, was so outraged at the leak that he wrote: "If I thought I had seen dirty political tricks as nasty and vile as they could get at the Nixon White House, I was wrong… Nixon never set up a hit on one of his enemies' wives.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Dubya, please don't let the door hit you in the ass.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></p></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5085076385721993179.post-37702240665637818742008-04-22T09:18:00.000-07:002008-04-22T10:31:04.454-07:00"Jungle Boy" found to be heir to the throne<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0MVM6B8vzxe_akhewxRzNH-0iuLMghN7qagwrj5e2QqppeoLERd_MFpxWqavRP6FabkceDxib_Qq1WJgDZ2PpiJk9p1EdQhGEj79auWudsyr8VC7E_wsT4IggFtWnPqOlt6rUJ4Ze/s1600-h/bo+with+black+girl_wm.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5192108518589868978" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0MVM6B8vzxe_akhewxRzNH-0iuLMghN7qagwrj5e2QqppeoLERd_MFpxWqavRP6FabkceDxib_Qq1WJgDZ2PpiJk9p1EdQhGEj79auWudsyr8VC7E_wsT4IggFtWnPqOlt6rUJ4Ze/s200/bo+with+black+girl_wm.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center">The political turmoil in the tiny African nation of Steatopygia, appears to be at an end. The discovery of an albino "jungle boy" has led authorities to the missing heir to one of the wealthiest kingdoms in Africa.</div><br />When King Steatopygous died in 2006, civil unrest spread like AIDS throughout the kingdom, culminating in the bloody "Rebelizzle Civizzle" coup of '07. Many feared this once proud nation would be left in ruins. The violence continues in the streets but the widespread bombings of a few months ago have, for the most part, ended.<br /><br />The discovery last month of the albino mystery boy led to widespread scientific debate concerning abortions, stem cell research, euthanasia, and other subjects doctors should be discussing without the aid of scientifically uneducated politicos.<br /><br />The latest news concerning the "jungle boy's" bloodline has already begun curbing violence. The albino "jungle boy" is seen in this latest photo, promoting racial harmony without the barriers imposed by color identifications.<br /></div>"Is that a wet-nap or a condom?"http://www.blogger.com/profile/13734601178666317759noreply@blogger.com0